There’s no city on Earth quite like New York.

If you don’t buy that, you can take it up with Billy Joel, Joni Mitchell, Nas, The Beastie Boys, Jay-Z and Alicia Keys.

Oh, and Simon & Garfunkel.

And Frank Sinatra.

But perhaps the only opinion about New York City you should care about is Kermit’s:

There are plenty more anthems to throw on for a city as mystical and mystifying as New York City, but we don’t really have the time to get through them all today.

We’ve got a train to catch.